Do you hate scissors? And do you feel the need to buy an application-specific tool for every task? Well you're in luck, because Noosy's Micro SIM cutter is there to satiate your primal urge for tool hoarding. Insert a full size SIM card, squeeze the cutter, and bam! Micro SIM without the need for scissors. 

Why would you want this? We don't really know. (We don't plan on selling it unless you convince us to.)